Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Sanctity of life?

Sometimes reality is funnier than any fiction.

In this story, an elderly California death-row inmate had requested prison officials let him die if he suffered another heart attack before his execution.

Sayeth the prison official:

"At no point are we not going to value the sanctity of life," said prison spokesman Vernell Crittendon. "We would resuscitate him," then execute him.

Only in America.

BTW, it took two lethal injections to finish this guy off, who had recently lost his petition for clemency arguing that he was too old and feeble to be executed.

Gonzalez v. Oregon - Oregon Wins!

Yeah for me. I called it (I guess). The U.S. Supreme Court today upheld the Oregon Death With Dignity Act (DWDA) in a 6-3 decision. Roberts, Thomas and Scalia dissented. (I called that, too).

Like I anticipated in my previous post on this topic on the day of oral argument, the majority distinguished this case from Gonzalez v. Raich, in which the Court rejected the state of California's argument in support of its medical marijuana law.

And although in my previous post I thought the Court might skirt the issue by simply saying the Attorney General has the authority to interpret his own rule (which is basically the dissent's position), the Court hit that subject head on and said the AG overstepped his authority.

It's an important decision because it, theoretically, removes at least overt politics from the office of the Attorney General, who is supposed to be above that.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Alito v. Roe? Not likely.

Much has been made of Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito's refusal to state that Roe v. Wade is "settled law." As a result, many in the pro-choice camp are making as much noise as possible about Alito's confirmation to the Supreme Court being the likely death-knell for reproductive rights in this country. Clearly, they did not listen to the hearings.

Two very important things were said at the confirmation hearings that should give pause to those who belief Alito spells the end for Roe. First, Alito was unequivocal in his affirmation of the right to privacy being found in the Constitution. And second, Alito refused to back away from that position when pressed - hard - by right-wing nut job Sen. Thomas Coburn (R-Ok).

Anti-abortion activitists are vehement in their collective opinion that Roe v. Wade was wrongly decided. Specifically, they note that the Constitution does not contain a right to privacy. And, in the most literal sense, they are correct. There is, in fact, no express right to privacy anywhere in the U.S. Constitution.

However, the Supreme Court has found that the right to privacy is implied within the Fourth, Fifth, and Fourteenth Amendments. The far right repeatedly calls this "judicial activism." Justices like Antonin Scalia, a so-called "strict constructionist," would not find rights in the Constitution that are not expressly written into the document. It was widely believed that Alito shared Scalia's minimalist view of the Constitution and personal rights.

Thus, it was with almost jaw-dropping amazement that I listened to Alito clearly and unequivocally state the the Constitution did, in fact, contain a right to privacy, and that it was found at least in the Fourth, Fifth and Fifteenth Amendments. That was huge - huger than huge - perhaps earth-shattering. And it went virtually unnoticed, or certainly unappreciated.

At least, unnoticed to everyone except Tom Coburn, the right-wing crackpot from Okalahoma. Listening to Coburn proselytize from the dais caused me to grind my teeth - it was absolute agony listening to him whine and bitch and moan about his bizarre belief in the failing of the judiciary. However, he made a point to come at Alito and get him to admit that, although the Supreme Court has found a right to privacy, there is no such right actually in the document. Alito, quite properly, acknowledged the absence of the word "privacy" in the text of the Constitution, but then very forcefully reinforced his earlier statement that the Constitution does contain a right to privacy, even if not expressly stated. Eventually, Coburn gave up.

Finally, I note that Alito was entirely correct to refuse to acknowledge that Roe v. Wade is "settled law." Simply put, it is not. Brown v. Board of Education is settled law. Roe left open room for modification, and the Court has repeatedly said as much. Abortion rights are not yet settled in stone, and the degree to which government may regulate abortion and other reproductive issues remains an open question. Thus, Alito's refusal to commit to Roe as unalterable is legally, factually, and practically correct. It doesn't mean he opposes Roe - it means that Roe is open to collateral attack - and, like it or not, it is.

Alito may not be the best choice to replace outgoing Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. He might not even be a good choice. But it is unfair, and incorrect, to label him as the mortal enemy of reproductive rights, based on his refusal to adhere to a legally untenable position.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

American Idiots

Great article here in the November 2005 issue of Esquire, discussing why so many people, "Idiot America," are more likely to believe talking heads rather than experts - i.e. scientists who might actually know something.

PC NCAA FUBAR (update)

Great column here by George Will discussing the NCAA's silly hate-free mascot policy. (See my previous discussion here).

The column ended strong, and I quote it here for your convenience and entertainment:

But this is an age when being an offended busybody is considered evidence of advanced thinking and an exquisite sensibility. So, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has demanded that the University of South Carolina's teams not be called Gamecocks because cockfighting is cruel. It also is illegal in South Carolina. [See SC Code 16-17-650].

In 1972 the University of Massachusetts at Amherst replaced the nickname Redmen with Minutemen. White men carrying guns? If some advanced thinkers are made miserable by this, will the NCAA's censors offer relief? Scottsdale Community College in Arizona was wise to adopt the nickname "Fighting Artichokes." There is no grievance group representing the lacerated feelings of artichokes. Yet.

"Kerry Wins" shirts in Haiti?

Had a thought. Ever notice how when a sports team wins a championship, they suddenly have shirts and hats commemorating the win? Well, obviously they didn't just print those up in five minutes. Rather, there are shirts and hats printed for both sides.

Turns out that many times the clothing commemorating the losing team's non-victory is either destroyed or donated. Seems people in Haiti were running around with shirts last year commemorating the University of Oklahoma's football championship win over USC, who actually won the game.

So I wonder - are there a bunch of Hatians now running around in "Kerry Wins!" t-shirts?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

My monkey-butt fetish revealed.

I thought I was alone in the world. But, alas, it seems I am not.

In a story discussing how monkeys perceive differences (i.e. small v. big; many v. few) like people, Fox News reports (and I've decided) that apparently we share even more in common with our simian relatives:

"This finding is the most recent in a series of discoveries that indicate our primate cousins display human-like characteristics. Monkeys like to gamble and enjoy looking at other monkeys' bottoms.'" (emphasis added).

The results were subsequently confirmed by Dr. Cornelius.

For more on monkey butts:

"Interest in porn a case of monkey see, monkey do," Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, March 5, 2005.

"Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms," Free Republic, January 28, 2005.

"Rhesus Pieces," The Washington Post, March 6, 2005. (If they ever make monkey porn, this HAS to be the title of the first movie).

The "War" on Christmas

Perhaps this could be more broadly titled "The 'War' on Christians." Anybody who happened to watch Fox News this past Christmas season certainly was exposed to the argument that there is some sort of "war" on Christmas, and specifically on the Christian theme of Christmas.

Leading the charge seemed to be Fox News pundit John Gibson, who authored a book titled "The War On Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday is Worse Than You Thought." I haven't read the book. I have, however, listened to Gibson's radio show, in which he devoted hours, if not days, to this supposed "war."

Boiled down, however, is that the "War on Christmas" has two elements: First, there are the wacko school-boards, city councils, etc. who have, in fits of leftist apoloxy, have banned the Christian elements of Christmas. Some have banned the singing of traditional Christmas carols, such as Silent Night. In 2000, the city of Eugene, OR banned Christmas trees from city property.

Second, several "big box" retailers use the phrase "Happy Holidays" in their advertising. I'll deal with that last.

Notably, for every crackpot school or city manager who is scared by the threat of a lawsuit into taking stupid actions (all of which, by the way, end up being temporary - no permanent ban on carols or trees has ever occurred so far as I can ascertain - and I'm sure if there was the Christian right would have let us all know), there are several more false stories that the Right tries to use to fuel its argument.

For example, Fox News talking head Bill O'Reilly accused the Plano, TX school district of banning red and green clothing. Turns out, however, that it never happened. Likewise, the World Net Daily, a Christian-right website that is likewise sounding the alarm, accused the Glendale-Rivers School District in Glendale, WI of banning Christmas carols, but permitting Hanukkah songs because they are "cultural" rather than "religious." That story relied, exclusively, on a press-release from a Christian-right "law firm." Specifically, the school district is accused of keeping out religious-themed songs:

"The intent of the school district's policy is clear – 'Frosty the Snowman' is in, 'My Dreidel' is in, 'Silent Night' is out," said Mat Staver, Liberty Counsel president and general counsel.
However, that is, not surprisingly, not true. The first-grade class at Parkway Elementary School (which is in the Glendale-Rivers School District), sang "Angels We Have Heard on High," and everybody sang "Let There Be Peace on Earth."

It would be belief that, if there was a "war" on Christmas, somebody would tell me where I cannot say "Merry Christmas." If there was a "war" on Christmas, where are the battle lines? Where are the casualties? The occasional temporary misguided order from a school in a town I've never heard of is hardly a sign of "war." Rather, it is the exact opposite. The very nature of these debacles - i.e. temporary and occassional, indicate that, if there is a "war," it is going very poorly for whomever is waging it.

Instead, this is a fabricated battlefield with a less obvious but still clear agenda - there is a growing backlash against the Christian Right in this country. The past several years have seen a rapid rise in prominence of the Christian Right, as it did toward the end of the Regan-Bush era. However, the Clinton years saw the decline of that element in its ability to influence public policy on a broad and, specifically, federal level.

Today's leaders of the Christian Right have learned the lesson there - all glory is fleeting. Consequently, they have pushed harder than ever to create permanent inroads. However, like any cause that has taken center stage for too long, they have started to wear out their welcome. Just like people got tired of seeing the Chicago Bulls in the NBA finals year after freakin' year, now they are tired of seeing these bible-thumping megalomanics bastardize the Christian faith for their own grab at power.

As a result, there is a growing backlash, and a growing sentiment that enough is enough. This is not anti Christian - it is merely an attempt to return the country to a "status quo" where Christianity has a smaller, but still visible, place in the public-policy arena. The Christian Right has realized this, however, and thus fabricated the "War on Christmas" in order to rally the troops and keep hold of the territory they've gained in the past five or six years. That, of course, would also explain the reliance on rumor and falsehoods. There is no real "war" of any consequence actually taking place, so one has to be made up.

Finally, the retailer issue. I was unaware that the Christian element of Christmas relied on Wal-Mart and Target to convey the message. I thought that's what church was for. Silly me. But seriously, I am pretty certain that those stores (1) cater to non-Christians, and (2) want shoppers to come in and shop from Thanksgiving to post-New Year - i.e. the Holiday Season.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year - belated.