In a story discussing how monkeys perceive differences (i.e. small v. big; many v. few) like people, Fox News reports (and I've decided) that apparently we share even more in common with our simian relatives:
"This finding is the most recent in a series of discoveries that indicate our primate cousins display human-like characteristics. Monkeys like to gamble and enjoy looking at other monkeys' bottoms.'" (emphasis added).
The results were subsequently confirmed by Dr. Cornelius.
For more on monkey butts:
"Interest in porn a case of monkey see, monkey do," Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, March 5, 2005.
"Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms," Free Republic, January 28, 2005.
"Rhesus Pieces," The Washington Post, March 6, 2005. (If they ever make monkey porn, this HAS to be the title of the first movie).
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