Further distancing himself from his Democratic opponent, Woodrow Wilson, presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain has declared that, if elected president, he will bring back Prohibition.
Or, he was signaling his intent to bring on Mitt Romney as a vice-presidential running mate.
Or, he was channeling Homer Simpson.
You decide:
I want to know whether he intends to use earmarks to veto the beers, or if he will only veto beers that contain earmarks, but not other beers. If he intends to use earmarks to veto the beers, will he dip his ear in ink, or will it be dabbed on by an ATF agent? If the latter, will it be okay if my beer contains one earmark, but not two? And why would I be putting my beer up to my ear anyway?
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
McCain: Bring Back Prohibition
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