This is the bestest thing ever!! The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who has touched us all with His Noodly Appendage, created the world, and should be discussed in any "intelligent design" conversation.
Here is a drawing of the FSM creating a mountain, trees, and a midget:
Also, please note the inverse relationship between the average global temperature and the number of pirates:
As you can see, from the above descriptions (and please read the open letter for a better explanation of the underlying and indisputable dogma here), the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created us all with His Noodly Appendage, should be discussed in all "intelligent design" classes in Kansas and, soon enough, the world.
Thank you.
Parmesean be with you.
1 comment:
Dude - I was wondering if you could cite the source of your line graph. It is my exerience that there are more pirates every day. Personal friends of mine are converting in large numbers. Perhaps what would help me here is a defintition of "pirate." Yes, that would help. - LHG
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